‘Half the peloton is ill’: cowpats blamed as cyclists fall sick after race in Belgium
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Uh.. Bullshit?
No, cow shit.
So we're just going to steer this conversation into a pun thread?
Na, that would be udderly ridiculous.
Still, I’d like to milk it for all it’s worth
We could have an abondance of puns! Don't use too many though or you'll be freisian out other people from contributing and it will become a boran post.
Sorry, I'll show myself out, don't want to go on for dulong.
I got no beef with the mods. Ill put it down if i have to.
UCI gonna mandate mudguard next.
Then they'll get turned into aero fairings! It's evolution baby.