Edit: apparently I haven't been getting comment notifications on Connect, but this was entirely sarcastic, I am well aware of how unreasonable large even some of the small toys are. I am also intimately aware of how unreasonably large the large size is. It frightens me from the bottom of the tote.
Also based on a quick search that is not the worst thing a mother could see (although granted that would depend on the mom, this one seems chill enough)
They come in a wide variety of sizes, from very small to (as you put it) comically/frighteningly large, so as to cater to most people depending on their preference.
Granted, the theme is usually "creature" (fantasy or real) rather than "human", but that doesn't mean they only have one size for each creature imagined!
No...? If a courier delivers something to my door I look at the name to confirm they live here before signing. Including when I'm expecting a package. Mix-ups happen all the time.
Ah, yes, only non-cis people use sex toys.... It has nothing to do with you being cis, more that you've either never browsed a porn site in the last 20 years or have a very specific kind of site you go where those would never show up, and also don't have fun friends.
lmfao it doesn't really look like you're bothered by it really, imo anyways, but it's such a non-sequitur to point out that you're cis. i think it probably would have been clearer if you'd just said "as a non-furry"
respectfully, there are plenty of suburban white folks who are freaks with it (positive) and wouldn't bat an eye at a bad dragon dildo. you probably could have said "as a vanilla person", also
you're poking fun at it, but i get the feeling you wouldn't take well to having your own lack of sex knowledge made fun of, so i'll leave it at that
Gives me this vibes
Okay but if true moms did an amazing job with this
I've got no idea what that is, but it took me far too long to realize that was an amazing toilet paper dress
Reverse searched and this is what the mom probably saw:
(Roll for plausible deniability) Mom, it’s just a mushroom model. I’m into….biology.
They ship as silicone sculptures =)
Mom, I'm on drugs.
Don't worry about it mom, I'm just...a horny slut.
Small. What an absolute coward
Edit: apparently I haven't been getting comment notifications on Connect, but this was entirely sarcastic, I am well aware of how unreasonable large even some of the small toys are. I am also intimately aware of how unreasonably large the large size is. It frightens me from the bottom of the tote.
Don't be shaming people with limited capacity, they can't help it any more than any of us can help what our bodies are like
From a personal point of view, that looks like more fun than something modelled on a horse cock or whatever
Can we all agree to not joke about people playing within their limits from now on?
Hey edgelord, please take your bullying and insecurity issues back to your friends on Reddit please.
Household favorite
Aaaaand that's why you mind your own business!
Right? Oh she thought it was shoes? I'm still gonna ask why the fuck she opened someone else's shit!
I'm reading this as she ordered shoes recently and assumed it was her delivery without reading the shipping label.
thought it was her bad dragon order.
Also based on a quick search that is not the worst thing a mother could see (although granted that would depend on the mom, this one seems chill enough)
Ok, you're going to have to share with the class.
Its "Nova the Breeder" small, soft or soft shaft firm base
Looks like this(the small one) obviously NSFW
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler :::
I was hoping for a weird giant octopus thing. Like 8 ft across or whatever.
What's the reference object to the left supposed to be? A soda can?
Yes normal, as in most common, soda can
Dildo?
Oversized, somewhere in that space between comically and frighteningly.
They come in a wide variety of sizes, from very small to (as you put it) comically/frighteningly large, so as to cater to most people depending on their preference.
Granted, the theme is usually "creature" (fantasy or real) rather than "human", but that doesn't mean they only have one size for each creature imagined!
Yes
??? It d9esnt matter if you thought it was shoes, you don't open other peoples mail?? In what country is it legal to do that wtf
I assume Mom omitted the "my" in front of shoes, like she and expecting her own delivery and just thought it was hers without double-checking.
You've never accidentally opened something before you looked at the name, (when expecting something)?
Wtf, never
No, because I always check the name first. What the hell is wrong with you people???
lived alone for like 5-6 years before getting housemates again, could definitely see this happening with a mom if you don't order much stuff at home 💀
No...? If a courier delivers something to my door I look at the name to confirm they live here before signing. Including when I'm expecting a package. Mix-ups happen all the time.
As a cis person ITT:
"OH... Ohh! OH!"
takes notes
Come to think of it, my cock ring hasn't come up too many times at the weekly D&D with the boys. I'll wait on the right storyline.
If youre not paying dick & Dragons yet.... Idk
Ah, yes, only non-cis people use sex toys.... It has nothing to do with you being cis, more that you've either never browsed a porn site in the last 20 years or have a very specific kind of site you go where those would never show up, and also don't have fun friends.
Sorry my sexdrive isn't my personality?
Ok, cool. But... What does being cis have to do with not owning a dragon cock dildo??
The venn digram between furry culture and trans culture often times looks like an askew lid on a jar.
I'd also like to point out that just because I've pointed this out, and made fun of/with it, that I don't mind, personally.
but tbh, the blank "What do you mean Hank Hill wouldn't talk about dragon dildos with the boys?" thought was hilarious for a minute
lmfao it doesn't really look like you're bothered by it really, imo anyways, but it's such a non-sequitur to point out that you're cis. i think it probably would have been clearer if you'd just said "as a non-furry"
respectfully, there are plenty of suburban white folks who are freaks with it (positive) and wouldn't bat an eye at a bad dragon dildo. you probably could have said "as a vanilla person", also
you're poking fun at it, but i get the feeling you wouldn't take well to having your own lack of sex knowledge made fun of, so i'll leave it at that
All good, I know I basically walked right up to Rome and made fun of Caesar.
The negative reaction has been expectedly less than I prepared for, all things considered.
Thanks for reminding me I've got a daki on the way. Time to check the mail every hour.