Spyke
lemmy.nz

The emus already won a war so it would be the Florida mans ended up pergmnt

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lemmy.world

It's a little disturbing whether they could successfully breed.

It's more disturbing that they would try.

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P1k1ereply
lemmy.world

Both are the prime example of evolution for their respective environments. If even only 2 can breed, the end is nigh

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has... has anyone told the Floriduhs or the Australiens about the terrible tale of the humsters?

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piefed.social

What is funny is that Australia is kinda notable as the only populated continent on earth without ANY large predators at all.

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KC_Royalzreply
lemmy.world

That's because everything that's not a predator can still kill you. Even the shrubbery like the gympie-gympie will try to kill you, maybe not kill but drive to suicide .

At least one fatality and multiple suicides from the pain. Someone wanted to use it in world war two but found it was to dangerous.

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shrubbery like the gympie-gympie will try to kill you

That sounds interesting, I wish to learn about it.

one Wikipedia article later

Well that is terrifying.

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Well, dingoes probably killed a Canadian tourist a monthish ago and I would call crocodiles at least semi aquatic, I mean they're more likely to kill me when I'm on land benefits I'm not fucking getting in any water with them in it.

Also the indigenous did us a solid by helping remove giant komodo dragons (yes they got bigger), thylacoleo (actual drop bears) and quinkana (land crocs that can get fucked)

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Because the small predator builds are way more dangerous. Fuckin box jellies and spiders man

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I live in Florida, It would definitely be Australian creatures. They die quick and stupid around here.

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Florida man dies to animals usually by doing something stupid. The emus stared down machine guns and still emerged victorious

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