cTheShitpostOffice·The Shitpost Officebycm0002 When times are tough, the tough get going.View original on europe.pub142Comments9Reply
ttherewolftherecastle lemmy.dbzer0.com1Hide 1 replyRemember: If you see someone shoplifting, no you fucking didn't.8Reply
CCascadianGiraffe replylemmy.worldI love self checkout! The mega corporation saved money by not hiring people, and I save money by not paying for all of my groceries. Win win5Reply
Brem replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyGive it to that person. They obviously have a magic bag of holding, pussy.2Reply
BigDaddySlim lemmy.worldAt this point it's probably just morally ethical to shoplift from corporate stores anyway, especially food2Reply
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Remember: If you see someone shoplifting, no you fucking didn't.
I love self checkout! The mega corporation saved money by not hiring people, and I save money by not paying for all of my groceries. Win win
But where else am I supposed to hide all this stuff?
You'll figure it out, Bingus.
Give it to that person. They obviously have a magic bag of holding, pussy.
That’s what they called me back in college!
Perry Farrell would be proud...
At this point it's probably just morally ethical to shoplift from corporate stores anyway, especially food