The bad joke is that we let them dumb down the people here for so long that they elected a pedophile for a second term after he set out to revenge his fallen partner he had killed to prevent him squealing
His attitude towards women really makes me wonder why he now has to have his mommy-wife accompany him to Pentagon meetings?
Is it that he needs her to do his job for him and/or keep him from accidentally drunk texting classified military plans to the wrong journalists again?
Or is it like a control thing? Like a paranoia the hostage might try to escape or signal they're in danger if he doesn't keep an eye on her? Not to try and make any excuse for her for deciding to marry this guy, but he does have a history of domestic abuse and I really cannot comprehend wtf the logic is?
"Women are too emotional and incompetent to serve in the military," but also, "I need to bring my wife to classified work meetings so that I can (supposedly) do my job leading the military"...?
Maybe I'm just too emotional to see the flawless logic? Or for expecting there to be logic in anything he does.
Read this in a tired state of mind and wondered why Hegseth would deny the existence of germans.
But I guess there are less germans than germs, so it would be more plausible to do this, than to deny germs.
We all know his history and how ridiculous it is that he has the job he has, etc.
But to read an article from a handful of years ago talking about him as the random worthless propaganda TV host he was at the time.. it somehow still stings.
Okay, that was a pretty cool read! I had no idea these things existed. Thanks, I didn't expect to learn anything cool in a thread on Pete Hegzeth's poor hygiene.
On that note, I'm looking for volunteers to scale the great ice wall with me. We will prove the earth is flat and the governments have been lying to us (for no reason). /s
"I can't see germs so they aren't real" sounds like the kind of meaningless strawman "got 'em!" argument he might make against atheism or whatever. It would be stupid then, too.
But no, he of course did the more sincere, more stupider straightforward version of that statement.
Mark my words. If you're in the United States, modern medicine will become increasingly difficult to obtain, and that which is available will be out of date.
Is this the Onion?
I mean, I wouldn't doubt it's real, but it surely sounds like a joke.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/fact-check-yes-trumps-defense-210600563.html
Lol! The US government is a bad joke...
The bad joke is that we let them dumb down the people here for so long that they elected a pedophile for a second term after he set out to revenge his fallen partner he had killed to prevent him squealing
If you made a movie with this exact plot 20 years ago it would get slaughtered for being unbelievable
Starring
"Danny DeVito as Rudy Giuliani"
"Charlie Day as JD Vance"
"Rob Mac as Pete Hegseth
"Kunal Nayyar as Kash Patel"
"Kaitlin Olson as Karoline Leavitt and Pam Bondi"
"Seth Green as Stephen Miller"
"Mike Myers as Vladamir Putin"
"Christopher Walken as Benjamin Netanyahu"
"Glenn Howerton as Jeffrey Epstein"
and
"Ken Jenkins as Donald Trump"
Idiocracy was a satire. Now it's closer to a documentary. Let's hope it doesn't end up being "a better timeline".
Yeah, we're all crying, no one's laughing.
Lol! The US
governmentis a bad joke...Cheers.
Important context in there.
Thank you.
No, but it's just news-cycle stirrup by the trump administration (IMO).
What about talking about what they are doing not what they are saying (that they ate doing)?
Drink up, Pete! You can't see cirrhosis either!
Wait, I remember this headline, but is this from the same clown or is this just funny?
I wondered too. Holy sweet illiterate baby Jesus... it's real
Jfc.
Fuck that guy. Seriously.
But we should read the fucking article if we’re going to quote it.
Next sent sentence:
Maybe he was covering his ass, maybe it was a joke. But this is like the last thing on an incredibly long list of things to try and go after for.
Pretty sure it's the former...
Hey, btw this guys pastor doesn’t think women should have the right to vote. The military has been actively purging women.
They’re told it’s a bad idea because ‘the men would be distracted with their natural instinct to protect women’
"protect".
We know how these people think.
His attitude towards women really makes me wonder why he now has to have his mommy-wife accompany him to Pentagon meetings?
Is it that he needs her to do his job for him and/or keep him from accidentally drunk texting classified military plans to the wrong journalists again?
Or is it like a control thing? Like a paranoia the hostage might try to escape or signal they're in danger if he doesn't keep an eye on her? Not to try and make any excuse for her for deciding to marry this guy, but he does have a history of domestic abuse and I really cannot comprehend wtf the logic is?
"Women are too emotional and incompetent to serve in the military," but also, "I need to bring my wife to classified work meetings so that I can (supposedly) do my job leading the military"...?
Maybe I'm just too emotional to see the flawless logic? Or for expecting there to be logic in anything he does.
Read this in a tired state of mind and wondered why Hegseth would deny the existence of germans. But I guess there are less germans than germs, so it would be more plausible to do this, than to deny germs.
I should go back to bed.
TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!
Can't, am not even in bed now :(
Every time that shitshow gets dumber I am less surprised.
So, did kegsbreath actually say that?
Edit: just read through the comments on here and, yes, he did say it. Fucks sake.
Satire is dead, isn't it?
dammit i didn't want to start day drinking at 9 am on a monday but here we are
We all know his history and how ridiculous it is that he has the job he has, etc.
But to read an article from a handful of years ago talking about him as the random worthless propaganda TV host he was at the time.. it somehow still stings.
He spills enough alcohol on his hands that it kills the germs.
His liver runs on alcohol. Also, you can see his neo-nazi tattoos after he gets dunks.
screenshots please
https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/pete-hegseth-confirmation-hearing/card/UCaRqJK65pWFPewARBiF
sad that i cant tell of this is true
Real. Which is really not better.
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2019/feb/11/germs-are-not-real-fox-news-host-pete-hegseth
You can see certain bacteria with the naked eye though. Don't even need the witch glass in a microscope
Okay, that was a pretty cool read! I had no idea these things existed. Thanks, I didn't expect to learn anything cool in a thread on Pete Hegzeth's poor hygiene.
Attack On Teria
On that note, I'm looking for volunteers to scale the great ice wall with me. We will prove the earth is flat and the governments have been lying to us (for no reason). /s
"I can't see germs so they aren't real" sounds like the kind of meaningless strawman "got 'em!" argument he might make against atheism or whatever. It would be stupid then, too.
But no, he of course did the more sincere, more stupider straightforward version of that statement.
Well he will if he keeps this up
Pfft you think if heaven existed Hegseth would get in?
You can imagine the queues of smart people waiting in line to copy his homework when he was at school.
Good old Pete goes around with penis fingers, just like a real man.
Keep feeling Pete, I'm sure the bullet is on the right hand side...
I can't see his brain, must not be real either.
Give that man a demon core. It can't hurt him.
Soooo much hpv
How does he handle oxygen?
Same way he handles everything - copious amounts of alcohol.
Mark my words. If you're in the United States, modern medicine will become increasingly difficult to obtain, and that which is available will be out of date.
That’s been the trend, yeah. We’re at the stage where they start to purge the masses, or have we not noticed?
Ewwww
Wearing plastic covers in the shower? Or no showers too? Bathing is overrated, or what?
Cult of stupidity.
"I can't see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch, therefore they don't."
Can't see any sanity in him
I welcome him to lick a hospital floor
I can't See him in RL so he is not real.
Ewwww
God I hate these people
If you can blindfold him, you can do whatever you want to him.
I read Germans and was like, "tru"
Well c'mon little guys! What are you waiting for?
Another round of is this the onion or is this true? Both are an equal possibility and I hate it
Not the Onion: https://www.theguardian.com/media/2019/feb/11/germs-are-not-real-fox-news-host-pete-hegseth
why do these people want the populace to get sick?