If you ask "what's in this?" you get no answer. Someone creatively applied "a magician never tells their secrets" to this scenario, and thus, Magic Chef.
In reality, it's just a fuck ton of butter. That's the secret.
He sawed a woman in half with a chainsaw! Now half the time he's cooking pork chops, and the other half.....hmmm anyway. What part did you like?.... I mean from the joke.
A cannibalism expert finds a red nose in a cave....do you guys think this is funny? That's what she said! Its was a woman magician. For this joke. The previous one was a guy.
Cause it tastes like you just pulled it out of a hat.
Like…a nice fancy top hat? Or someone’s nasty ass beanie?
Sweaty construction worker beanie.
That was Mrs. Frizzle's next career after she got fired for child endangerment.
This is objectively the best answer - no need for others.
If you ask "what's in this?" you get no answer. Someone creatively applied "a magician never tells their secrets" to this scenario, and thus, Magic Chef.
In reality, it's just a fuck ton of butter. That's the secret.
Hi Paula Deen!
I make steaks and tiramisu and her panties dissapear. Magic.
Can actually burn water.
Turns the mice that die behind it into leftover chicken meat
He cooks everything with magic mushrooms
Pact with Satan
Because he stirs all food with a used Hitachi.
Can turn water into Bearnaise sauce.
Terrible curse
Food inspectors and cleaning procedures have vanished right before your eyes!
Dark eldritch rituals performed during the witching hour,
To tear and twist victuals with sanguine power,
A delectable curse sizzles in the pan, Magic Chefs soul sold to the Michelin Star Man
Instead of having a Sorcerer Supreme, Some dimensions get a Magic Chef.
The powers are food based, and used to protect our reality from extra dimensional beasts.
It’s all instant food.
EVEN IN JEST, HOW DARE YOU ASK!
zap You are now the world’s most delicious… hot dog
He once outswore Gordon Ramsay, leaving him a blubbering mess on the ground, begging for mercy.
He was cursed by a witch, and his sense of taste and smell are totally wrecked.
If that is a refrigerator then he lives in the compressor pumping Freon.
If that’s an oven, he hides behind the crisper drawer and regulates the temperature for you.
He sawed a woman in half with a chainsaw! Now half the time he's cooking pork chops, and the other half.....hmmm anyway. What part did you like?.... I mean from the joke.
A cannibalism expert finds a red nose in a cave....do you guys think this is funny? That's what she said! Its was a woman magician. For this joke. The previous one was a guy.
Burns the steaks
He failed his wizard exam and pivoted to cooking. I mean cooking is basically alchemy
He put his dick in it
Mixes everything with his wand
chagic mef