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lemmy.world

Also sex has a negative affect on memory. At least that's what my friend Tom said on October 14th at 6:43pm when we were walking down alse 3 in the supermarket after picking up 3 potatoes and 2 onions, one of which was slightly misshapen on the left side.

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lemmy.world

Transcription for the Blind:

Excessive masturbation causes weak eyesight

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piefed.world

Why do people have zippers on their sweatpants?

pulls elastic band down and wedges it under the balls

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Verbally telling everyone in the office what I'm about to do just seems crass. The zipper sound is just the right amount of signal.

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lemmy.world

Sending a random nude of what looked like a child is a pretty fucked up thing you did like 15 minutes ago on one of my other posts.... I wouldn't really consider that good trolling (I reported it)

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