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lemmy.world

What's the charge? Eating a meal??? A succulent orange powder meal???

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he dove into my plastic Tupperware bowl of spaghetti

From the original poster. I had to know how he turned himself into Chicken Kitty Masala...

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Lost_My_Mindreply
lemmy.world

Well then we need to start licking these cats!

.......wait, is that why women are so obsessed with their boyfriends licking pussy? I thought they just wanted orgasms! Turns out they just wanted their boyfriend to enjoy cheeto dust, AND keep their kitty well groomed at the same time!

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Lost_My_Mindreply
lemmy.world

I swear....either I'm stupid, or this site is becoming infested with bots that give nonsensical replies.

Been happening more and more where I see a reply, and I have no idea what to make of it. This one isn't even words! Just a picture of a sleepy goth jock.

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I think itโ€™s a โ€œwhat the fuck did I just readโ€, reaction pic

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Nephew, and this image response, are perfectly cromulent responses to the wild ass shit you wrote.

You not understanding is on you homie.

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He is too cute to be guilty. So he is clearly innocent. Look at those eyes!

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That looks like a blend of Paprika and Curcuma. This is one spicy kitten

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MBechreply

My cat knows the sound of a cheese puffs so well. You can rattle with any bag of crisps and she won't even lift her head. Accidentally nudge a bag of cheese puffs, and she'll be there like lightning. I hardly ever buy cheese puffs, but she'll still remember the sound after months.

When she was a kitten I'd share a bag with her once in a while. A handfull for me, and a single one for her was the general scale of distribution.

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I had a kitten who did this with a plate of bacon mac n cheese I had left on a side table. It was just as adorable.

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