The New Madrid fault is a slow beast, but not to be taken lightly. There are large lakes in that region that exist solely because of earthquakes changing the path of the Mississippi River.
I once drove through Cooter, Missouri on my way to a wedding in northwest Tennessee specifically to send my wife a cheeky postcard, and those motherfuckers didn’t postmark it until they’d carted it over to the next town with a larger post office. My disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined.
good for her i guess
That happening again now would flatten memphis right?
So they're saying the cooter was vibrated.
There comes a time in every states life where certain feelings begin to happen, its perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of.
Missouri? Show me!
I'll rattle YOUR cooter!
Missouri is a woman? And why they talking about her cooter like that?
Massive flooding to follow.