This is some of the most over-dressed, under-cleavaged-nippled-camel-toed-or-ass-hanging-out gooner-bait I've seen in a minute, but maybe the fact I can say that means you're onto something.
It mostly amounts to you and I would be in seperate circles, but you do you.
Inspiring conversation and thought is far from "nothing else". I thought I had implied this one delivers fuck-all in the way of "sexualization" unless one is desperate or aversive, but I guess I'll make that statement explicit; It's not sexy unless that's what one is desperate to see or avoid.
I chuckled at this one for many reasons, not least of which because she would be dry, brittle, smelly, taste awful, voice probably horrifying, as well as delusional, dumb, or just inconsiderate to boot.
Whatever the case, not even a conversation first? On all but my worst days, I had more game than that, and could draw a mummy that doesn't look like a water-filled baloon too, but sure, all that's possibly going on with this one is innuendo.
My first comment ended on the note that if you got your way, we would likely never interact again, and that that was fine by me. You didn't have to treat this thread like your last chance to save my soul or sell me the latest from Amway global, but here we are.
I'm not here to apologize that some rosy cheeks and a linen-wrapped body that's had its organs ripped-out doesn't do it for either of us. Maybe move on with your day rather than literally chasing things to annoy and then claim you were the one being annoyed-by.
The conversation in the comments was inspired by the comic. Y'all reached deep to confuse yourselves on that one, and ignore what's right in front of you.
Typically you die earlier than you would have, and in a slow and agonizing way. Or maybe suddenly, who fuckin knows.
But if you need to tell yourself that mummy didn’t actually do anything to you in order to sleep at night, all I can say is that we’ve all been there befo
Yeah, all things considered anyone without a very specific (and nasty) fetish is probably gonna have more luck getting off with a lint-filled dryer vent
Is that what they call a MILF?
The real joke is always in the comments.
If she got kids at some point, of course
Mummy ILF, MILF, is what they were going for i think
Mummy? Sorry. Mummy? Sorry. Mummy?
Yeah.. I was a bit slow on this one...
Being a mommy is not a prerequisite for being a mummy.
im gonna make it so dry for you
Anakin in shambles!
I remember seeing this many years ago, but I only now realized that's Ellie Kemper from The Office.
Is that Ellie Kemper?
Actually, nevermind, just let have this
It actually is, no one can take that away from you
Yeah, imagine my surprise when blowjob girl first showed up on The Office.
Gosh I remember this!!
The comm needs to implement a gooner tag so I can block these.
This is some of the most over-dressed, under-cleavaged-nippled-camel-toed-or-ass-hanging-out gooner-bait I've seen in a minute, but maybe the fact I can say that means you're onto something.
It mostly amounts to you and I would be in seperate circles, but you do you.
Right, which is why I said so I can block it. Not that it should be outright banned.
I’m just not interested in comics where the only ‘joke’ is slim thick mummy wants to fuck.
I thought the joke was that she forgot what Mummies do and made up something on the spot that just happens to suit her and her victim, this time.
EDIT: we don't get the victim's reaction. Not every dude's a monster-fucker wannabe.
I see that as a generous interpretation. But to each their own.
I didn’t even mention the dude.
I checked myself on the dude.
Christ, will you people keep it down? Some of us are trying to masturbate in here!
Imo it's just terribly dull content. I don't mind sexualized characters but if a comic has nothing else to offer, it's a pass.
Inspiring conversation and thought is far from "nothing else". I thought I had implied this one delivers fuck-all in the way of "sexualization" unless one is desperate or aversive, but I guess I'll make that statement explicit; It's not sexy unless that's what one is desperate to see or avoid.
I chuckled at this one for many reasons, not least of which because she would be dry, brittle, smelly, taste awful, voice probably horrifying, as well as delusional, dumb, or just inconsiderate to boot.
Whatever the case, not even a conversation first? On all but my worst days, I had more game than that, and could draw a mummy that doesn't look like a water-filled baloon too, but sure, all that's possibly going on with this one is innuendo.
Red cheeks, extreme body-proportions, posing in the last panel with an obvious innuendo. Denying the sexualisation here is just ignorant.
Attempted, sure, but it very much requires specific audiences to land. Did you think the word "delivers" was in there to look pretty?
Holy shit you're annoying
My first comment ended on the note that if you got your way, we would likely never interact again, and that that was fine by me. You didn't have to treat this thread like your last chance to save my soul or sell me the latest from Amway global, but here we are.
I'm not here to apologize that some rosy cheeks and a linen-wrapped body that's had its organs ripped-out doesn't do it for either of us. Maybe move on with your day rather than literally chasing things to annoy and then claim you were the one being annoyed-by.
The conversation depicted is so inspiring? lol what are you on
The conversation in the comments was inspired by the comic. Y'all reached deep to confuse yourselves on that one, and ignore what's right in front of you.
Lemmy needs comprehensive tags in general.
Traditionally, mummies curse you and you die later.
How is that a curse, we will all die "later"
What's next. a curse to make you have to take a shit, and takes about a day to take effect.
Typically you die earlier than you would have, and in a slow and agonizing way. Or maybe suddenly, who fuckin knows.
But if you need to tell yourself that mummy didn’t actually do anything to you in order to sleep at night, all I can say is that we’ve all been there befo
my life is already painful and miserable and will end at some point and there's no horny Mummy in my life.
Have you ever crossed paths with one? I don't think they stick around. Or ever pissed off an old witch?
Oh I know, you didn't forward those emails from back in the day did you? Ha, gets em every time.
Some of my best friends are witches. they are awesome. must be those chain emails
I curse you to be thirsty every few hours!
we are all looking at that webcomic. we are all thirsty already
Because you die sooner than you would have otherwise.
Right, from too many orgasms.
Eeewww... Mummies are just really dry embalmed zombies with their organs removed.
No thank you. I'm not into necrophilia.
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I'm not that desperate.
Yeah, all things considered anyone without a very specific (and nasty) fetish is probably gonna have more luck getting off with a lint-filled dryer vent
Mummies are just zombies from a different socioeconomic background.
Heh zombie....but I was rich. Where's the manager?
Again with the gooning?
it's like the fappening
the goonering!
The Ben10 hentai fanfic we didn't know we deserved
Mummies' become mommies...
Mummy thick
Weird, I'm getting 403 forbidden for your body-text images. I'm going to assume my instance has blocked reddit image links.
Who's the artist?🤔
Its another beep account, so they'll only be posting comics that dont have watermarked attribution to skirt the new rules
What the fuck man...
I think I remember an episode of Buffy like this
Should have the NSFW tag on it [email protected]
Done.😄
Thanks! Appreciate you!
A necromancer made this strip
Just a reminder that Necrophilia is still a crime
Mommy I want a mummy!