    By [Aleksey Gutierrez](https://old.reddit.com/user/AlekseyGutierrez).
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I don't care how hot a mummy looks, she must smell horrific.
I mean in real life people thought mummies smelled good enough to want to eat them and make perfume out of them so
the process of mummification used a lot of good smelling substances so i wouldnt be too surprised that they would still smell good enough to reuse
The new diet; have your organs removed by an Egyptian priest of the dead for the ultimate thin waistline which will make you drop dead gorgeous. Emphasis on dead.
They literally mash your brain into mush and drain it through your nose. There's not much brain left.
If you volunteer for mummification as a way to get a targetted waistline, there wasn't much in there to begin with.
Plot twist: they were male prior to mummification. It's right there in the name. Corpse > milf
Mummies have no brain so they can't give consent
Isn’t it in a jar next to them?
That's convenient because I'm seeking consent to fuck the jar too.
Obviously sapience is stored in the balls.
consent not required for necrophilic coitus
Yeh but pussy dry like jerky
just how i like it
What that step-mummy do??
They kill you for disturbing their tomb. They want you to fuck off...
But this is also valid imo
This one seems to want you to disturb her womb.
Hunh. Sand really does get everywhere, doesn't it. 😅😬
Necrophilia: crack open a cold one!