Spyke
lemmy.world

They should make a boob version.

It would be super handy for sneaking food into the movie theater.

I'd be a 6'1" Native American guy with facial hair and some fucking Triple G titties that slosh when I walk because they're full of diet soda

19

You can just find a bra that fits and stick the cans in them, top with a couple bendy straws and you're set. What are they going to say? Sir, you're not allowed in because your boobs are too can shaped?

Yeah right.

5

"Bro you need longer shirts" // "Why is your tshirt tucked behind your belly button"

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