Spyke
piefed.social

This is photoshopped. I know this because New Zealand's Department of Conservation would never use the word squirrel.

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If this was really from New Zealand / Aotearoa, wouldn’t they have suggested the sheep?

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lemmy.zip

There was a Disney movie about a guy who wanted to fuck a fish.

I think it was called “the little mermaid”

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edgesmashreply
lemmy.world

I'm pretty sure it was the fish who wanted to fuck a guy.

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Victim blaming! Ariel was only 15, she could not legally consent.

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I'm assuming it's this one? I admit it's been awhile, so I don't remember the plot:

Don Knotts fucks a fish, right?

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lemmy.today

squirrels are more viscious than fish if they are manhandled. plus thier teeth are ultra sharp too, since rodent teeth dont stop growing they have to grind it down often.

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Squirrels are pretty damn viscous. They're not trees or rocks, mind you, but not exactly smoothie material either.

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piefed.social

Whooo boy, if I had known it was going to be one of these parties, i would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes

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Ok i guess some people took ‘’there are plenty of fish‘’ too seriously

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I mean that's been mostly true in the last couple years.... AI slop or neo fascism.... Sometimes both :(

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