He’s the type of person who has to be the smartest person in the room which makes the entire room really dumb. True leaders surround themselves with people smarter than themselves and listen to the advice given.
He already knows he's the bigliest smartest person in the room. There for anyone who disagrees with his is obviously very bad stupid, so he tells them they not very nice removes them.
Americans: Let's elect him again
He’s the type of person who has to be the smartest person in the room which makes the entire room really dumb. True leaders surround themselves with people smarter than themselves and listen to the advice given.
I think it's even stupider than that.
He already knows he's the
bigliestsmartest person in the room. There for anyone who disagrees with his is obviouslyvery badstupid, so hetells them they not very niceremoves them.Isn't this /politicalhumor? It's just stating facts.
“Best kakistocracy ever, no one’s ever seen anything like it, we’re all so proud of the things we’ve accomplished, praise the lord, etc, etc…”
Caca store crazy???
Caca government, by the worst of the worst amongst us, all mostly citizens of the USA
your rendition is a good way to remember approximately how to pronounce that Greek-based word for US monoglots!
Satire is dead because reality killed it. This is what we are left with.
I don't know how The Onion keeps going on.
Sheer grit and determination to push through until reality feels more real again.
In the meantime I'd love for them to start covering actual news as protest.
https://www.freemalaysiatoday.com/category/opinion/2026/03/30/donald-trump-the-worst-us-president-ever
IMHO Jackson is still the worst for indigenous American genocide.
"But the voters wanted that!" people say.
I've got bad news for you about 2024 American voters.
Trump is what happens if Dunning-Kruger made a monkey's paw wish to become a real boy.
Look at Hegseth standing like a moron without muscle tone just because Trump does too.