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extremeboredom
lemmy.world

I'm surprised there isn't more of this going on. Imagine if all of these folks suddenly experienced similar visits bearing similar flaming gifts, all in the space of a day or so.

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BarneyPiccoloreply
lemmy.today

AND a dead CEO.

It's ramping up, and it's starting to come apart. If they don't pivot from Trickle Down Economics to Trickle Up Economics, we're going to spontaneously pivot to a Robin Hood Economy, and that often comes accompanied by revolution, guns, and guillotines. The Sociopathic Oligarchs won't like that one bit.

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cybervseasreply
lemmy.world

Five Guys CEO figured it's better to be alive than rich(er).

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apfelwoiSchoppen
lemmy.world

It is a shame that he didn't happen to be at the gate of his obnoxiously large house.

We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn.

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givesomefucksreply
lemmy.world

I'd love to see his legal defense be:

I threw it at the gate because it was just a message. If I wanted to kill him I'd have _____.

Cuz like...

Realistically throwing a moltov at a (presumably) metal gate isn't the same as attempted murder.

If I was on a jury, that'd be enough for me to say "not guilty" at least.

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TrackinDaKrakenreply
lemmy.world

I wonder if he'd written a death threat in chalk on the ground, if that would be a greater or lesser crime?

What about "burn, baby, burn!"? Would that count as equal death threat to "Imma murderize you!"?

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rose56
lemmy.zip

In other news, USA is killing kids. But Sam is more interesting news! Who cares about Sam?

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MolochHorridusreply
piefed.social

Exactly. Do it properly the first time, please.

But don’t burn down houses. It’s bad for the environment and there might be innocent animals inside. Torch the tech bros.

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BarneyPiccoloreply
lemmy.today

Fine, let them hide in their underground bunkers. We'll just seal off the air vents, and pump liquid nitrogen in there until we don't detect any sound. Then just leave them there in their unmarked tombs, forever.

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frongtreply
lemmy.zip

We don't even need to do anything once they hide. Just let them stay down there with their limited supplies.

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BarneyPiccoloreply
lemmy.today

Nah, then they can emerge when things are safe, and start fucking things up again.

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givesomefucksreply
lemmy.world

Netflix had an amazing show about that, but cancelled it like a week after season 1 premiered.

https://time.com/7317998/billionaires-bunker-ending-explained/

Tldw:

Billonaires think the world is ending and scamper to a bunker.

Twist is that the world isn't ending, people fucked over by billionaires decided to stage a fake apocalypse and use AI to impersonate them and steal all their money.

And no one cares about the wealthy outside of immediate family, so no one asks questions.

I think it wasn't just stealing the money, but immediately using it to actually help people.

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