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SSpaceNoodle lemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesI passed out on the break room sofa for a solid three hours in the middle of the day on my first trip out to my new employer's head office Four-year anniversary is coming up real soon68
SSpaceNoodle replylemmy.worldI'm the Space Noodle, not the Space Needle. Apparently I exhibit all of the symptoms except for the track marks30
FFloodedwomb lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyGoing to the bathroom was your mistake. Everyone farts, own it and apologize, going to the bathroom to cry just makes people think you shit yourself.64
ddrolex replysopuli.xyzPlease use the specially designed corporate crying booths for all your depression, burn-out, desperation and sadness episodes (one 5-minutes episode a day allowed per Team Friend)20
finallymadeanaccount lemmy.worldGurn at the boss, then leave people questioning whether you just sharted? POWER MOVE!!!13
sp3ctr4l lemmy.dbzer0.comPossible recovery technique: "Whoo, too much coffee, I was apparently a bit too eager for this meeting!" Cheesy as fuck, but at least you are attempting a recovery, and acknowledging what happened.6
I passed out on the break room sofa for a solid three hours in the middle of the day on my first trip out to my new employer's head office
Four-year anniversary is coming up real soon
Heroin nod?
I'm the Space Noodle, not the Space Needle.
Apparently I exhibit all of the symptoms except for the track marks
Got upper management written all over him
Going to the bathroom was your mistake. Everyone farts, own it and apologize, going to the bathroom to cry just makes people think you shit yourself.
Please use the specially designed corporate crying booths for all your depression, burn-out, desperation and sadness episodes (one 5-minutes episode a day allowed per Team Friend)
Gurn at the boss, then leave people questioning whether you just sharted?
POWER MOVE!!!
Possible recovery technique:
"Whoo, too much coffee, I was apparently a bit too eager for this meeting!"
Cheesy as fuck, but at least you are attempting a recovery, and acknowledging what happened.