This planet is almost entirely made of rock. Compared to the amount of rock there is, all of humanity might as well be a rounding error. Insult their intelligence all you want, but they're winning.

I never wanted to hug a rock till now

“We regret to inform you that you are a rock.”

that degree is as worthless as paper

Great! That’s another reason to cry to. It’s hard being sensitive 🤧