If a cat could open cans, how many cans would a cat open?

»Yes« many cans would the cat open. Especially if it can't eat the content.

Thank you so much! I was just trying to tell a friend about one of my favorite webcomics from years ago, but it's been so long that I had completely forgotten the name, and could only describe it as "basically it's like if the flag balls were people, and it's set in Europe, but I can't remember where"

If a cat learned how to use a can opener, everything would be a can. And that's terrifying.

ALL OF THEM!!

Plus things that aren't even cans.