Oh boy, you'll want to swallow any food or drink currently in your mouth before reading this next part.
::: spoiler Essential Roman information
They didn't just have poop scrapers, they had communal poop scrapers. Kept in the communal toilets. They didn't even know bacteria was a thing and probably used some sort of blessing as the most important part of the cleaning ritual. If they even had a clearning ritual more involved than shake it underwater until most of the poop comes off.
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Ha ha
1 ply, your fingers will really get involved in that story.
Bad toilet paper spreads shit on your cheeks like butter
Good toilet paper is bidet. Then I guess you can dry your ass off with some regular toilet paper.
There's always gotta be a bidet enthusiastic in these threads.
What can I say, I love not having shit stuck to me
A frictionless wipe.
https://youtu.be/LWD_4HcOLOY
Yes. Bad toilet paper is shitty, more or less.
Romans used scrapers, not paper.
Thanks, I didn't need to know that.
Oh boy, you'll want to swallow any food or drink currently in your mouth before reading this next part.
::: spoiler Essential Roman information They didn't just have poop scrapers, they had communal poop scrapers. Kept in the communal toilets. They didn't even know bacteria was a thing and probably used some sort of blessing as the most important part of the cleaning ritual. If they even had a clearning ritual more involved than shake it underwater until most of the poop comes off. :::
Single ply is pure diarrhea
No, what's shitty is your bootyhole. Bad toilet paper just handles it poorly which is shitty in its own way.