Spyke

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Check you place for gas leaks

Ignore this person, enjoy your bumblebee life, queen!

it hurts being ignored, I just don't want OP to go boom boom.

I have so many monoxide detectors. No, we blame my brain problems on the shadow creatures

Credit to @[email protected] for the inspo.. I just could not get this phrase out of my head

Worker bumblebees live for about three weeks – very approximately 2 million seconds. (Assuming not a drone since femcel memes.)
Thus, 12 seconds is approximately 0.0006% of that lifespan.
Assuming a natural human lifespan of about 70 years (very approximately 2 billion seconds), that's approximately 12,000 seconds in human time.

Are you sure you're prepared to make this sacrifice of 200 human minutes?

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