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lemmy.world

You’re confusing the planet Mercury with the god Mercury. It’s the god who measures the temperature, and communicates it to his followers by means of an oracle in which the deity causes quicksilver to magically levitate inside a glass column.

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sh.itjust.works

So... If I'm understanding you correctly... We need to move the oracle father from the sun?

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lemmy.world

That shouldn't work, because then Mercury would have a longer commute from Mercury to the oracle from which he communicates the rise in mercury. I want to shorten Mercury's commute from Mercury; then Mercury won't be so hot and sweaty when he raises the mercury, and the temperature won't go as high.

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