Fshittyasklemmy·Shitty Ask LemmybyFreshParsnip What should I yell in public to cause chaos?View original on lemmy.ca1Comments10
RRhynoplaz lemmy.world"EVERYBODY BE COOL, THIS IS A ROBBERY. ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE, AND I'LL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHER FUCKING LAST ONE OF YOU!"3
destiper lemmy.ml3Hide 3 replieswhat could you yell? something about a bomb. should you? probably not.3
"EVERYBODY BE COOL, THIS IS A ROBBERY. ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE, AND I'LL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHER FUCKING LAST ONE OF YOU!"
Candies
Even better, free icecream!
what could you yell? something about a bomb. should you? probably not.
I don't want THAT MUCH chaos
In that case, a REALLY SMALL bomb
Then go near a playground in a beat up van yelling “free candy”
THIS IS A TEST! EVERYBODY REMAIN CALM! (proceeds to run away scared)
"I just shit myself"
"Free free Isratine!!"