That's because it's an untapped market. I don't know how many times I've gone into a Hallmark Store, and found myself completely unable to find any card to send to a special cunt. And then, when I ask the workers, they act like they don't have that sort of card at all.
Years ago I saw a lot of obscene/agressive cards in Berlin - grandmas flipping birds, punks grabbing their junk with "Fuck off" as a title, etc. Gotta stock up on them if I see them again. You're right, postcard sending is a lost art.
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Maybe it was in the Australian section
They knew. This raised their sales by 23% and heart attack rates among aunts by 3%
OH IT IS AN A!
That's because it's an untapped market. I don't know how many times I've gone into a Hallmark Store, and found myself completely unable to find any card to send to a special cunt. And then, when I ask the workers, they act like they don't have that sort of card at all.
Not to put too fine a point on it, I think you'll find that cunts are one of the more frequently tapped markets.
Years ago I saw a lot of obscene/agressive cards in Berlin - grandmas flipping birds, punks grabbing their junk with "Fuck off" as a title, etc. Gotta stock up on them if I see them again. You're right, postcard sending is a lost art.
What's it supposed to say? I can't see it as anything but cunt
edit: Ope nevermind I can see the top of a thing behind it that says aunt
You're seeing it the good way
Australian joke card
Joke?
I remember.
This is just from Hallmark Australia.
Is "Cwnt" Welsh for something?
Yes, it's short for Cwntllewnaberblaenavonarmarthenystglynnwllhelieathwyth
Pronounced "Christine"
don't forget the i's are silent.
Chrstne
I'm like 95% sure this is shopped.
Of course it is, they shopped it at the Hallmark shop!
Unless they stole it. Then it’s stoled.
I would love to know if it is.
I have an aunt like that
Client?
Yes. Precisely.
Aunt?
You know... The one that's 'special'
Yeah, aunt makes much more sense
I guess Larry David designed that one.
Ligatures are so important in typesetting
They're also the little tendons that make laws work
Definitely on purpose
Billy Butcher's valentines cards dropping just before season 5
Cunt is fine. I'll buy it.
now I want actual greeting cards for "Special Cunts"
Greeting cards from Australia
Most of these are bought as going-away gifts for coworkers
Oi. Australia mate!
Perfection. Dual purpose.