I was just about to say something similar. Fart silently, then ask if they smell popcorn/gasoline/whatever. They're not likely to sniff again after they've heard you fart. That defeats the purpose!
My favorite was working in a television control room and asking, "is that supposed to be on screen?" The panic as the director looks back and forth at the 20 or so screens in front of them always made me giggle!!!
"what's that?"
*stares at an empty corner"
Or "who's that?"
Or "why's that?"
“Has the building always been leaning like this?”
Did someone burn toast? It's giving me a headache.
This one isn't as threatening to the coworkers though
It totally is. Seeing someone you know have a stroke and also being responsible to do something about it is pretty harsh
Being responsible for the smell of burnt toast in the break room is no walk in the park, either.
“PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean??”
"Do you smell smoke?"
"what's that sound?"
"What's that smell?"
Audibly farts
omg I had a coworker that would do this. no joke.
"Do you smell popcorn?" "no?" blarrrp "How about now?" and then he'd grin like a 12 year old.
I was just about to say something similar. Fart silently, then ask if they smell popcorn/gasoline/whatever. They're not likely to sniff again after they've heard you fart. That defeats the purpose!
see thats how I would do it too, but he was a madlad and he made certain it was audible.
he wanted you to know it was he who doomed you. and he'd immediately start giggling like a kid right after.
I'm making him out to be a maniac, but he was actually super fun to work with and he was fantastic. it was an honor to stock overnights with him.
"I miss insert coworker. This place just isn't the same after the accident."
...as someone who has trained for mine safety, LOL!
Can you train for other's safety as well?
...no, it's mine...
selfish cunt
MINE! MINE! MINE!
I would like an explanation of which type of minedamp makes the air taste like metal. Care to share?
"Do you guys smell popcorn?"
farts
"Why do i smell swimming pool?"
Uhhh, smells more like Flourine than Chlorine to me. Brad, you were here before us. What do you think?
"I've been taking asbestos bubble baths, doesn't my skin look good?"
My favorite was working in a television control room and asking, "is that supposed to be on screen?" The panic as the director looks back and forth at the 20 or so screens in front of them always made me giggle!!!
"you know, I'm forklift certified."
Says the bartender to the back of house.
When my kidneys turn bad sometimes my breath tastes metallic and different.