Spyke
sopuli.xyz

If Zap Branigan wasn't a fictional character I would expect him to be related.

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I may remind you that's made out of the finest velour! How can you resist it?

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Rhaedasreply
fedia.io

Kirk used it on Spock, the illogical moves that caught him off guard. Makes for a good starship captain.

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i want to pretend i'm a good enough player to strategerize like that, but my strategy has to be described with words like that.

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okay but this [unironically] has been statesian military doctrine since at least iraq 2

edit ooops i accidentally a word

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lemmus.org

Disagree. The people who coordinated this sort of thing were professionals who knew EXACTLY what they were doing

We used to be a proper country.

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lemmy.ca

WW2 supposedly gave us this quote

The reason the U.S. Navy does so well in wartime is that war is chaos, and the U.S. Navy practices chaos on a daily basis."

And the cold war gave us the joke that Americans don't read their manuals.

Washington's big tactical play was to murder the Hessians in their sleep during the typical Christmas truce.

It's always been a joke of a nation, Trump's lack of tack just makes it more obvious.

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Winston Churchill: "Americans will always do the right thing, only after they have tried everything else."

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oh your god are you going to blame me for every war i voted against and wasn't alive for gett'em lord widebottom!

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“To find one’s own ass, you need two things: both hands and a map”

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