dadjokes·Dad JokesbyTug How do you make Holy Water?You boil the Hell out of it!View original on lemmy.world189Comments5
Flying Squid lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesThe pope has a water cannon. It's a water cannon. He punches holes in it. It's a holey water cannon. He blesses it. It's a holy holey water cannon. He blesses the hell out of it. It's a wholly holy holey water cannon. Batman and Robin arrive. He shoots them.18
wisefoolkp lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyNot sure whether to upvote or downvote for making me laugh at something so dumb... Lol7
The pope has a water cannon.
It's a water cannon.
He punches holes in it.
It's a holey water cannon.
He blesses it.
It's a holy holey water cannon.
He blesses the hell out of it.
It's a wholly holy holey water cannon.
Batman and Robin arrive.
He shoots them.
Holy contrived punchline, Batman!
Yeah, well, blame the Principia Discordia.
Not sure whether to upvote or downvote for making me laugh at something so dumb... Lol
That's the whole point of Dad Jokes! Groans and eye rolls are also acceptable