Tlemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid Sent this to the FWB yesterday but never heard back from himView original on lemmy.world222Comments23
I'm from the internet, do NOT use a lightbulb.
Or a jar....
Om nom nom nom no-O*O
Just eat a lot... problem solved!
Lemmy: “have you heard about our lord and savior, beans?”
Eat a lot and don't poop, hold it tight.
Gotta yoyo that bitch
I'm still learning
Prunes work best
Dead in car crash doing 80 over the limit?
Probably couldn’t get away from his wife.
Fingers is the easiest way. Just make sure to use lube.
no lube. is lard or Crisco acceptable?
peenut butter
Remember to first bring stuff to room temperature
6 scoops of metamucil will take care of that for you
"What am I, the butthole repair man?"
Fiber
It's because only psychos put a space in butthole!
Super glue.
Relevant username?
Corn!