Spyke
eviltoast.org

As a closeted bi guy who is feeling strained in his hetero relationship, I feel this.

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piefed.social

It was very tongue-in-cheek, so no worries :)

You should find a way to get some. That’s genuinely one of the few perks of adulthood.

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My dude how many closeted bi guys are there on this community. Also I know this place with great $3 onion rings. Like okay you have to pay for the upgrade but even my wife wanted some

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I feel like that's just not fair to anyone. Either the onion rings have to be painfully hot or I have to know that those poor gentleman are now disappointed in two things!

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lemmy.world

If you are willing to eat onion rings offa my sad penis you deserve, and will recieve, much better than that.

... Sometimes I wish I was gay...

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Akasazhreply
lemmy.world

Don't worry mate, from what I can see from over here you're perfectly fine down there.

Someday you'll find your own onion ring devourer

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I got one. She is an amazing woman. But it would defo take some convincing to get the onion ring thing to fly.

It takes a special kind of saint to want to do such a thing without request.

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No girl, no problem; I will eat those onion rings off your boner regardless.

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It's times like this I wish I had more packers to throw at people so like, they could go get their onion on or whatever

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