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rprogrammer_humor·Programmer Humorbyraman_klogius Hell yeahhttps://greennuclear.online/@collectifission/116250381177456842View original on ani.social629Comments15Reply
jjubilationtcornpone sh.itjust.worksCongratulations! You've given birth to a beautiful baby [object Object].68Reply
ppartial_accumen lemmy.worldWhy is this a surprise to anyone? Didn't your parents sit you down when you were a teenager and tell you to install the Noscript browser extension so you wouldn't get pergant [sic]?62Reply
TrackinDaKraken lemmy.worldThis is what happens when you dare to temporarily disable NoScript. You get preggers!15Reply
SnausagesinaBlanket lemmy.world2Hide 2 replies#include <sys/types.h> #include <signal.h> #include <unistd.h> int main() { pid_t pid = fork(); if (pid == 0) { // Child process while (1); } else { // Parent process sleep(2); kill(pid, SIGKILL); // Force kill child printf("Child process killed.\n"); } return 0; }9Reply
Sonotsugipaa replylemmy.dbzer0.comThe cruelest part is not formatting it correctly :c #include <sys/types.h> #include <signal.h> #include <unistd.h> int main() { pid_t pid = fork(); if (pid == 0) { // Child process while (1); } else { // Parent process sleep(2); kill(pid, SIGKILL); // Force kill child printf("Child process killed.\n"); } return 0; } 7Reply
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Congratulations! You've given birth to a beautiful baby
[object Object].Why is this a surprise to anyone? Didn't your parents sit you down when you were a teenager and tell you to install the Noscript browser extension so you wouldn't get pergant [sic]?
Click here to download the Impregnation Wizard.
you gotta be crazy to let JavaScript run on your body. #prochoice
how is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?
¡¿Can u get... prrrreganté?!
Naturally
This is what happens when you dare to temporarily disable NoScript. You get preggers!
Brendan Eich isn't going to like this.
surgeons are like. meat wizards.
Ok MtF folks, we have found the secret
#include <sys/types.h> #include <signal.h> #include <unistd.h>
int main() { pid_t pid = fork(); if (pid == 0) { // Child process while (1); } else { // Parent process sleep(2); kill(pid, SIGKILL); // Force kill child printf("Child process killed.\n"); } return 0; }
Now that's just cruel.
The cruelest part is not formatting it correctly :c