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The least destructive sports: Let me fling this ball at 120mph (at another human being).

The most destructive sports: Let me fling myself at top speed at another human being.

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lemmy.world

I dunno, I tried curling once and slipped so hard I nearly did a backflip

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If you think sports casters calling 30 old don't tune into eSports where they call 25 old.

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lemmy.world

I know, it's rough. I remember watching StarCraft 2 back in the day, and one of my favorites was "WhiteRa", and they always made comments about him being ancient at 32...

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Lyceriusreply
lemmy.world

Good ol' "Special Tactics" WhiteRa. It's funny, because most of the top SC1 players are now that age.

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trashxeosreply
lemmygrad.ml

I'm old enough to have played OG Star Craft, v1.0.3 v1.05 on CD ROM on an AMD K6-2 with 64MB of RAM...where'd my ibuprofen go?

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Lyceriusreply
lemmy.world

Same here. SC1 and Civ II were the first computer games that I owned.

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I didn't play Civ II, I was into Starcraft, Incoming (1998 Rage Software), the Motocross Madness demo, Space Cadet, and RCT.

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Yes! Special tactics... I also remember twitch chat (I think it might have still been justin.tv then) would laugh about how many tea breaks he took per day.

It feels like ages ago.

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lemmy.ml

Meanwhile in F1 a 42 year old is dicking on everyone else who isn't driving a Red Bull.

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I appreciate Alonso making still feel young and keep the insane fantasy that I will one day be a race driver alive.

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sheogorathreply
lemmy.world

Let's hope he can get into a good car and set a record for the oldest age to win a title. Although it's quite hard as the oldest title winner is Fangio for his fifth title when he was 46 years old.

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I don't think he'll be able to get another title, but I sure hope he can at least get a race win

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He broke records for youngest WDC, pole sitter, podium, race winner, etc. I fully expect he's going to set records for oldest.

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kbin.social

I've been watching sports my whole comprehensive life. Just last season, for the first time ever, I was older than the head coach of my team. I mean I still am, but you get it.

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NovaPrimereply
lemmy.ml

A fellow AFC enjoyer. Looking forward to facing you guys on the field soon (Sept 17th)

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kbin.social

Oh you're one of those guys. All kidding aside, it should be an interesting season.

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NovaPrimereply
lemmy.ml

Absolutely! As long as the Jets don't get a sniff at the AFC title I'm happy 😜

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It's going to be so fun to see the rise and eventual fall in Jersey. Their disappointment gives me joy. Grinch smiling style.
Fuck the Jets.

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Rodeoreply
lemmy.ca

I'm sure the team compensates you handsomely for you valuable contribution.

What's that? You are paying them? Huh, imagine that.

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Professional sports is great. You can have a whole career before you start your career as a B-grade advertisement actor or sports collumnist (if you're lucky).

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lemmy.wtf

Must have been somewhat of a problem for the sport back when you were a child. Especially when you were between the ages of 0 and 3.

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Oh I'm sure he was already a competent athlete/swimmer/cyclist for his age back in the womb. And the sack.

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spidermanreply
ani.social

40 is young to be a senior developer.

thought having more than 5 years of experience makes you a senior dev

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You become a senior dev when you hold enough of the secret knowledge in your head that they don't dare sack you.

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kn0wmad1creply
programming.dev

I'm a principal dev (the step higher than senior in my company) and I'm under 40. I think it mostly depends on luck and being in the right place at the right time.

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Also, titles vary wildly among different roles at different companies. A junior dev in some MANGA team could be considered a principal engineer at a small startup.

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