Spyke

The Only Thing Prohibiting Transit in the Straits Right now is the War Trump Started.

FIFY

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"The only thing prohibiting access to the backyard is the hornets nest we kicked"

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lemmy.world

If only there was some way of predicting this would happen, we wouldn't have done this! ;p

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It's almost as if they'd waited until... congress... had... authorised... the war, they wouldn't be left holding the bag by themselves.

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The only thing preventing me from marrying that girl is that she shoots at me whenever I approach.

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Once you get through enough armed escorts that there is a pile of bodies to hide behind, she'll be all yours!

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The old man had it coming, he was a real piece of shit. I'm not sure what she's not understanding, I think she's got some real mental problems. I just worry about her, you know?

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Well, he's a quicker learner than I thought he'd be.

It doesn't quite get to the root cause, though, does it?

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The only thing preventing Hegseth from being a genius is the fact he is an idiot.

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We attacked Florida and demanded that they don't cut off traffic to Alabama through the Gulf of Mexico. Except it isn't nearly that wide, it's 35x smaller

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lemmy.world

I mean. We should probably build a wall around Florida.

Republican goobers like catchy names. We could call it “America’s Cock Ring.”

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You'd be surprised how popular that would be both in context and out.

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"It's for when the climate change causes shrinkage!" (to keep the swamp trolls out. when their swamps become lagoons)

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Saving this thread so I can show it when any conservatives try to defend this administration.

"The only thing preventing me from being competent is the fact that I am a moron"

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