Spyke

This is the first and last thought that runs through my head in a day and while I can honestly say that I am I can always do better and help that line go up.

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eddiereply
feddit.online

the board would like to remind you that this thought should also be running through your head in the middle of the day for sustained motivation and increased profit maximization.

8

How dare you. If it's your last thought then you are clearly not answering the question and thinking about how you can do better afterwards!

2

The next 3 months are a pivotal time we are going to need you to work 5x as hard with less pay

8

Perhaps you should regard the concerns of the shareholders as highly as a Musk does.

5

For all the problems with tech companies, having a chunk of compensation be in the form of RSUs isn't the worst idea ever. (I know it's not specific to tech companies, but it's generally a very prominent aspect of tech company compensation, Netflix notwithstanding.)

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lemmy.zip

Me, free from the clutches of society, having capitalism withdrawl symptoms

2

You reached the end