Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables
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Absolutely incredible headline, but kind of a fucked up article. They're hurting camels to win a pagent, what the hell.
Now remember that child pageants exist.
Wikipedia recently picked me this article to rabbithole. These bots are supposed to replace child slaves because the usual adult camel riders just doesn't tickle the same, huh
The slave is under the robot
From the same species that brought you rooster fighting, one way tickets to space for dogs, and shark fin soup: Extreme Makeover - Camel Injectables Edition
Don't forget "driving lemmings over a cliff to make our documentary seem cooler while also spreading wild misinformation about the behavior of lemmings."
What the heck! Which documentary was this?
found it on wiki: White Wilderness (1958)
Oh interesting! Thanks for the link!
The "Family Friendly" Disney documentary from the 1950's.
Did you know the biomass of farmed mammals is 30 times greater than wild mammals? Our industrialized suffering is enormous.
Fuck we're weird.
The one thing you can rely on humans to be.
My humps my humps, my lovely camel lumps.
I only clicked here just to make sure this comment got posted.
Cue the Black Eyed Peas …
What are you doing? They're goosed, okay?!
You show up to the camel show and your camel's got a body kit, a lift kit, a wing, and 3 fake Nitrous bottles and assure the judges "yeah its stock"
It's been a while since I have seen a post has fit this community so well.
Hump Plumper is a low key insult or props. The tone and context are key.
Hump plumping sounds like part of a job description for a fluffer!
Beauty pageants are a scourge
Best hump plumbs! Hump hump!
I-What?
Guys will hump anything.
Jesus, those poor animals
those camels could ski jump 10m further.
What is it about our species that we can’t just keep to ourselves? Was the “pageant” really necessary in the first place?
First the skiers and now this... And they don't even go that fast smh my head 😮💨
Finally, some news I can use.