Don't worry, RFK Junior is on top of it. And by "on top of it" I mean he's swimming in the wastewater.

For those who haven't read the (admittedly clickbaity) article, it's not a new virus and isn't any huge threat:

HMPV has also been detected in L.A. County, though at levels considered low to moderate at this point, data show.

While HMPV may not necessarily ring a bell, it isn’t a new virus. Its typical pattern of seasonal spread was upended by the COVID-19 pandemic, and its resurgence could signal a return to a more typical pre-coronavirus respiratory disease landscape.

Covid went so well under Trump 1.0, I'm sure this will be fine.

Read the article knuckleheads

Ah shit, here we go again

TLDR

It's a local issue in LA caused by wastewater.

There. You can have your time back from this clickbait.