lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyMTZ I missed the Pedo/Nazi super funtime extravaganza last night because I was busy expressing my dog's anal glands. Cliff notes?Anyone want to bring me up to speed?? 🤔View original on lemmy.world90Comments26
AAsafum lemmy.world2Hide 2 replies"I fixed the economy. You're all rich now." "Iran is going to kill us all if you don't let me glass the whole area for Isreal our safety." "The left are all terrorists who hate Americans and America." "Everybody loves me so much they call me crying about how much we win. It's too much winning for them."81
TTanis Nikana lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyCongressman Al Green got kicked out cause he held a sign that said “black people aren’t apes.” The rest of the event can be extrapolated from that.77
MTZ replylemmy.world2Hide 2 replies100% for sure. You should ask her to let you stick it in her butt after you make the arrangements.27
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.socialYou saw plenty of asshole doing what you did instead. I think you're caught up without even realizing.36
MTZ replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesThat's my favorite vignette from the entire series, lol. I wish I could give you like 6 upvotez.10
Smuuthbrane sh.itjust.works5Hide 5 replies75 minutes of the sloppiest blowjob ever, I'm not sure how Putin put up with it. At least, that's what I'm presuming, i didn't watch.19
bizarroland replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesNo, but dry mouthed 80 year old sandpaper tongue was featured prominently on the menu8
MTZ replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyWas there any exposed cliteratii? Or fine bitches with fat asses? Or fat bitches with fine asses?5
GGhyste sh.itjust.works2Hide 2 repliesIf only there was a community that was actually meant for such subjects... Something about politics...-6
MTZ replylemmy.worldAnything political even remotely involving this administration is automatically a shitpost. I don't make the rules. 🤷23
RRedstone1 replylemmings.worldI checked the side bar nd it says- Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content. Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave! Sounds like this is the perfect sub!14
"I fixed the economy. You're all rich now."
"Iran is going to kill us all if you don't let me glass the whole area for
Isrealour safety.""The left are all terrorists who hate Americans and America."
"Everybody loves me so much they call me crying about how much we win. It's too much winning for them."
Thanks for the update, g.
That's actually not bad. Lol
Congressman Al Green got kicked out cause he held a sign that said “black people aren’t apes.”
The rest of the event can be extrapolated from that.
Goddamn.😐
100% for sure. You should ask her to let you stick it in her butt after you make the arrangements.
Niiiiiice.
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Let me know how it goes brah!!
For sure dude! Go for it yooo
You saw plenty of asshole doing what you did instead. I think you're caught up without even realizing.
That's my favorite vignette from the entire series, lol. I wish I could give you like 6 upvotez.
Which series is that?
It's from Family Guy.
75 minutes of the sloppiest blowjob ever, I'm not sure how Putin put up with it.
At least, that's what I'm presuming, i didn't watch.
Was there a lot of teeth action?
No, but dry mouthed 80 year old sandpaper tongue was featured prominently on the menu
Now there's a sentence I wish I could un-read.
Was there any exposed cliteratii? Or fine bitches with fat asses? Or fat bitches with fine asses?
No. Just children
Nah, you basically got the same experience.
better to listen to 108 minutes of fart noises
Your experience was likely less miserable.
Well. Thats a sentence. 😆
If only there was a community that was actually meant for such subjects... Something about politics...
Anything political even remotely involving this administration is automatically a shitpost. I don't make the rules. 🤷
I checked the side bar nd it says-
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Sounds like this is the perfect sub!