Spyke

Honestly he's one of the most transparently unhappy and insecure people I've ever seen. Imagine having all that wealth and still exhuding so much divorced dad energy.

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Leather jacket? Check.

Cigar (but looks like he's trying to imitate the Duke)? Check

and more...

18

It shows. A happy person wouldn't pay people to professionally play their Diablo 4 and POE2 accounts so they can pretend they are good at video games.

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lemmy.zip

He’s not happy since Jeff stopped having the wildest parties every day/night….

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lemmy.world

Lol, not only was he not invited, he was a try hard trying to get in

25

Knowing that he wasn't even cool enough for the compulsively networking pedophile spy to hang out with must burn.

1

I also wouldn't be happy if I looked at the mirror and realized I was elon musk

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lemmy.world

Maybe the answer is more Ketamine. Just keep it taking it buddy, you'll get there eventually.

9

99% of ketamine addicts quit right before getting a dose that'll finally meke them happy

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quokk.au

Then you don't need those billions

8

Well Elon here I have the worlds first automated happiness supplier and for the low low price of $1 billion dollars I can have it on your doorstep tomorrow morning

*warning: products resemblance to a burning bag of dog shit is purely coincidental

8

I’ll never understand this pursuit for wealth and power. It really doesn’t take that long in life to figure out that accumulating material wealth is not what makes you happy. You get momentary pleasure from obtaining that new car, but it quickly fades and the baseline shifts, and you are back to being miserable. And the type of pleasure you get from it feels so fake anyway.

Do these miserable cunts really think that getting the next billion dollars will finally make them happy and at peace?

7

they make countless people incredibly miserable for their wealth, and that are still fucking miserable. who the fuck is all of this for then!!!

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You reached the end

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