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Responsibilities include:

-Raising the periscope

-Polishing the torpedoes

-Deep exploration

-Having sex with other men

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infosec.pub

"100 guys go down, 50 couples come back up." - as quoted to me by a career submariner

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lightnsfwreply
reddthat.com

Dang they all paired up? I'd think there'd be a lot more just sleeping around going on in a scenario like that.

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Hey nobody said the couples were exclusive, or that they stay the same for the whole underway.

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lemmy.zip

$7M is nothing for a sub. Cheap ass sub, can’t even afford shirts for their sub boys. Pass.

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lemmy.world

That's like $140M today. Also, that ad makes it pretty clear that shirtless boys that are subs is the main selling point here.

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zaphodreply
sopuli.xyz

Still pretty cheap, good subs go for billions these days.

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Hey, America was made on the backs of young strapping men and women. He just always had a preference for some reason...

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And McCarthyism technically ended in the 50's, but you can still make anachronistic references for humor and comparison.

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Man, I wish I cost $7000000. We gotta stop setting unreasonable standards

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My dad would always tell me about how many unreasonable people made his life hell in the Navy. Maybe it was because he was too straight and missed all the “team building”.

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lemmy.world

What about serving your nation by being the captain of a (current) $800,000 electric bus?

Less gay (lol) and more useful to the country.

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