Spyke

The other replies have explained it to you, but neither of them acknowledged your greeting. Hello!

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lemmy.today

I can't decide if this is a grapefruit hating joke or an "in this economy?" joke

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lemmy.world

It’s a “everyone is on some sort of antidepressant “ joke, at least to me.

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lemmy.today

Oh does grapefruit affect that? That sounds right now that I know that.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

A lot of psychoactive medicines will literally just kill you if you eat grapefruit lol.

In the one medication I know about, grapefruit prevents your body from filtering the medication out of your blood, eventually causing the levels in your blood to become lethal

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Which medicine? I think I just found ONE NEAT HACK and DRUG COMPANIES will HATE ME!

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Imagine if you were being held at gun point and the only way to save your life was to tell a joke, and this was the joke you chose to tell.

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lemmy.ml

Well at least my activated charcoal infused orange juice doesn’t affect anything.

It doesn’t affect anything, right?

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On the topic of drug interactions, make sure you are not taking Allegra for allergies. Oh, wait -- you said activated charcoal? Nevermind.

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feddit.nl

sometimes I think the stereotype of Americans being overweight and slovenly is an exaggeration, but then I see shit like this.

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lemmy.world

It’s literally a joke about how grapefruit interacts poorly with medications, but ok.

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It's lovely when someone shows their inability to stop and think by making blatantly mindless comments.

It's lovely because it's absolutely hilarious.

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