Woke up from a nap where Dick Cheney moved into my house and took over my computer desk, and he kept accusing me of stealing his stationary and pens because our mail kept being delivered there even though we lived somewhere else now.

Also apparently cocaine is made by honey bees, and his wife said she HATED honey, but liked cocaine and didn't know how to rectify the situation, so we took her cocaine/honey source and put it in small Japanese wasabi ramekins.