Spyke
lemmy.world

How did you get a copy of my 2028 presidential platform!?

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Volunteered at the Pistcow/TotallyNotJessica 2028 campaign headquarters in Schenectady.

Mark in Outreach said it was ok to distribute 🤷

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discuss.tchncs.de

Please hold a moment and consider the poor fuck who will have to clean up!

Traditional head removal options are much cleaner and i would argue quicker.

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Just make the next ones in line clean it out. When we don't have any more next ones, we won't need to clean it up anyway. Leave it as a monument to what happens when you do that shit.

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If we’re entertaining this fantasy future, I imagine it would not be cleaned and would end up in a museum somewhere.

Sprayed with epoxy or something to seal in the smelly gunk, I imagine. Gotta immortalize the pedo bits for future generations.

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Just hose it down afterward. Make sure the run-off makes it to one of their insulated communities. Maybe some Lysol spray as well.

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sh.itjust.works

Waaaaaay too fast. Give me a dozen of your slowest men and some box graters. We'll get through them eventually

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"Men, you're lucky men. Soon you'll all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all."

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easy fix. don't use the motor, just hook it up to some bicycles and reduction gears

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Yeah... If we all chip in...

I can't think of anything else that would help the economy and society and world peace as much.

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feddit.uk

Nah nah nah, death is the easy way out, they need to ✨suffer✨ for what they did.

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BlaRnreply
sh.itjust.works

So? Just put 'em in feet first and use the slowest speed on the grinder.

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D_Creply
sh.itjust.works

Wow. Wow. This seems unnecessarily cruel ...I like it. Carry on.

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Just turn down the speed and put them in feet first.

edit: Shit, someone already said that, downvote this.

Edit II: You mother fuckers.

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There are a lot of them.

We may need more than a couple of those things.

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You reached the end

Worth a try, at least 🤷 | Spyke