Carrot on a Stick can't even muster the strength to hold his hand above the table for a moment.
And Vance is holding on to the seat like it's Musical Chairs but instead of music it's Carrot dying and Vance is gonna jump on the chair as soon as it happens.
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Yes, even technically the photo is pretty bad.
Carrot on a Stick can't even muster the strength to hold his hand above the table for a moment.
And Vance is holding on to the seat like it's Musical Chairs but instead of music it's Carrot dying and Vance is gonna jump on the chair as soon as it happens.
Even doing something as simple as a thumbs up, Vance still manages to look like the biggest fuckin doofus on earth.
It's like he doesn't know how to close his fist while doing the thumbs up. Like only the tips of his fingers are clenched.
And sideways, and like perfectly aligned with the other hand, like a bad statue.
The Swamp.
T isn't actually giving a thumbs up, his thumb is just stuck and everyone else rolled with it.
Netanyahu isnt even in the picture tho, so it could definitely be made more wretched and scummy.
Neither are Miller, Bondi, Gabbard, Puppy-killer, Popeye, or Homan (unless it's their turn under the desk)
Pedos protecting and employing pedos.
Seriously, wtf is JD Vance?
Idk? The reason why couches look under their beds before they go to sleep?
The table on the right should be nothing more than splinters.
The traitors are calling from within the (white) house
"What do you think about pedophilia?"
"If a rich, incompetent wretch of a man falls, which way does he fall?"
"What's the last thing you had up your fascist butts?"
So many better captions were right there.