Okay, so 200 erect penises in a line, and all you have to do is lightly brush them all with the palm of your hands as you run by like you're high fiving them...
"Would you do X for $Y" questions are always wild to me because the X is almost never anything that objectionable, and the Y amount is almost always enough to solve literally every problem in my life.
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Okay, so 200 erect penises in a line, and all you have to do is lightly brush them all with the palm of your hands as you run by like you're high fiving them...
For a million dollars.
I would but I dont’t have a million dollars.
Just to be clear, how long is this line in terms of distance? It sounds like a lot of running.
Yeah, what's the mean brush time here?
lets say 35cm hip to hip
35 cm (hip width) times 200 = 7000 cm
so 70m
or roughly the acceptable distance to run for the bus, for our non metric friends
These motherfuckers are about to invent middle out compression
16-18” is average width at shoulder, people don’t stand hip to hip like the other comments say
Let’s say 18” an add 1-2” per side, so 1.5”
200x 19.5”=3,900” or 312’
312’ = 95 m which takes about 15-20 seconds to run if you’re lazy
It's between 70 and 95 meters then if they lay down with open arms to hug each other and provide a pillow. Even more gay :O haha
Fuck, I'd pay a million dollars just for the opportunity.
Quick, 199 other men reply to this comment and we'll make five grand each.
Do I have to run?
After the first couple it is just repetition.
For million I'd be saying 'Good game' down the whole line because I'm on the other team. Hope they find a connection with someone else on the line.
"Would you do X for $Y" questions are always wild to me because the X is almost never anything that objectionable, and the Y amount is almost always enough to solve literally every problem in my life.
Actual scene (just before the gif though, it isn't included): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L8QCvCYQ3Z0&t=86s&pp=2AFWkAIB
In this economy?
That’s at least 700 quid, it’s a week and a half wages…or there abouts.
hell yeah thats 6 months worth of salary in my country
what country is that, burundi?
edit: ah, Iran. My condolences.
That's groceries for two for a month.
If it's nice enough and clean, yeah. That's 2.5 months of health ensurance right there.
20$
Alternatively “what would you do for your team to win the Super Bowl/Stanley Cup/World Series”
Doing something for money doesn't mean you have to enjoy it. It's called a job, and I have one.
God this post is good 🙏🙏🙏
dogs when pee
A million ? How about you just rub mine after I rub yours ?