Spyke

I too would like my public execution be at an unknown (to me) time and place. Like Burgess Meredith in The Obsolete Man.

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sh.itjust.works

The odds aren't zero. He's not any more braindead than the rest of the conservatives, and won't pass nearly as many terrible laws.

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I mean sure but with the Heritage Foundation's hand shoved up his keister and working his mouth directly could you tell a difference in effect?

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lemmy.ca

The last time my brother's aunt got COVID she told us she cured it by putting candy corn in her asshole. After that she started doing it every day as if they were multivitamins but she was diabetic so she fell into a coma and eventually died, this was 8 years ago so I have no idea how the hell she got COVID in the first place. Rest in peace Gary-Ann.

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One has to wonder how THAT was the thing she decided to try to cure it.

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jballsreply
sh.itjust.works

Dammit I miss the Herman Cain Awards. It was morbid as hell, but there was always fun reading:

  • "COVID is a hoax. Let's Go Brandon!"
  • "I think I have the flu"
  • "Doctor confirmed it's COVID. I'm putting candy corn up my asshole"
  • "This COVID ain't no joke"
  • "MAGA-Patriot-88 has passed away. Please send prayers that their sugary asshole will make it to heaven."
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  • MAGA-Patriot-88: This is MAGA-Patriot-88's wife, please get your vaccine, it can happen to you
  • MAGA-Paytreot-79: We all know he had a week hart. Leave us aloan and stop peddallin you're VAKS^H^HVAGS^H^H .. ^H^H poysons.
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jaybonereply
lemmy.zip

Wouldn’t that also make her your aunt?

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To be fair, I'd not want to acknowledge that either after the candy corn thing.

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ryperreply
lemmy.ca

this was 8 years ago

COVID wasn't even a thing 8 years ago...

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So you have no idea where she got it then either I suppose.

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Valentine's day, 2018 was 8 years ago. The first cases in Wuhan weren't until November 2019. That's more than a year and a half later.

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pawb.social

last comment is backwards - true third irony would be if a hypothetical third founder died of an ectopic pregnancy after being denied an abortion, but she could never exist as that would require tpusa allowing a woman to be a founder.

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Apytelereply
sh.itjust.works

I was going to say inadequate prenatal care that might have been provided to a low income mother by planned parenthood.

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prenatal care that they previously offered, but was made illegal by repubs

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The irony is that each founder represents the inverse of their own position:

Covid is a hoax = Covid kills their founder / Guns don't cause crime = Killed by gun crime / Abortions are bad = Shitty human avoided by abortion

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Ahh the olde heartwarming Dickens tail where the three ghosts try to convince the president on in midterms-eve to allow elections to continue without DHS influence.

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feddit.org

This is misinformation. Tpu was founded in 2012 well before the COVID pandemic.

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CountVonreply
sh.itjust.works

They didn't say TPUSA was founded in 2020, they said one of its founders died of COVID in 2020. Which is true.

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It was founded to peddle the right wing douchebaggary that fueled the covid conspiracies and antimask nonsense. The co-founder won a Herman Cain award 2 days before Herman Cain did.

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Gladaedreply
feddit.org

They say it was founded to push COVID conspiracies. Tpu was founded in 2012. Either they pushed COVID conspiracies in 2012 which would be highly worrisome or this is misinformation.

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lemmy.zip

I think they were just giving examples of generic conservative grifter stuff

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You reached the end