ulemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbyusernameusername big improvementView original on sh.itjust.works217Comments16
qqarbone replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesHave you tried becoming hot before applying the toothpick? I've heard that works.18
Peppycito sh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replySeems like a guy who really has to take a shit, and a guy who just did.20
QQuantumSparkles replysh.itjust.worksI am 90% more confident and 75% better at flirting directly after taking a shit. It’s science5
FenrirIII lemmy.worldMost drastic change that always comes to mind for me is Anthony Anderson. Watch Kangaroo Jack then his turn on The Shield.1
That toothpick really brings out the extremely precise beard!
looks like he also got a shape up.
What'd'you shave with that toothpick?
I have 12 teefpicks. Still not hot. Send help.
Have you tried becoming hot before applying the toothpick?
I've heard that works.
So, hair gel or something?
Hmm, try 5 more pre-toothpicks before the other 12 toothpicks...
Just changing the expression on the face, works too.
Lazlo Cravensworth vs Jackie Daytona
This is an underrated comment right here.
Seems like a guy who really has to take a shit, and a guy who just did.
I am 90% more confident and 75% better at flirting directly after taking a shit. It’s science
Spice!
Most flow!
Most drastic change that always comes to mind for me is Anthony Anderson. Watch Kangaroo Jack then his turn on The Shield.
Just a normal human dude from Tuscan Arizona.