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lemmy.world

In case you are not familiar with mythology: the father of the Minotaur was a white bull sent by Poseidon to King Minos. The king didn’t sacrifice the bull, so Poseidon got mad and enticed the king’s wife to fuck the creature, thus giving birth to half-bull, half-human Minotaur. The Minotaur was then imprisoned in a labyrinth by King Minos.

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piefed.social

Moral of the story: If the Gods give you a bull, fuck it before it gets your wife pregnant.

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Gods getting mad at kings and than impregnating their wives seems the be a regular thing in greek mythology

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lemmy.zip

Ancient greeks were a bunch of murderous, pedophile cucks.

Ancient Greeks also invented modern politics.

In fact, they even invented the word "pedophile".

Coincidence? I think not.

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There's several millennia between modern politics and the ancient Greeks. Like there's so much history between Ancient Greek politics and modern politics that it's outright absurd. Sure the enlightenment thinkers thought of themselves as being engeriters of the Greeks in a lot of ways but most modern systems are based off of Roman structures since Rome was an actual state and not a bunch of polis with variable systems.

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