Spyke
lemmy.zip

Are you telling me I get to play with cats all day, get free housing AND leave the U.S?

This has to be the onion right?

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Free housing

But you’re occupied with taking care of cats

Good luck buying food, etc

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Manjushrireply
piefed.social

According to the article, you're only required to work with the cats for 5 hours per day. As for food, they provide breakfast as well as housing. Assuming you sleep 8 hours per day, that's 11 hours per day to yourself. Frankly, I think this would be an amazing way to spend a summer month or two.

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lemmy.today

Can you ONLY be around them 5 hours a day? Because the 11 hours without them sounds pretty sad. So does the 8 hours of sleep without kitties on top of me, soaking up my warmth.

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Manjushrireply
piefed.social

The article says, "applicants will be expected to commit five hours per day, five days per week to hands-on feline care." To me that means if you want to spend more time with them than you can. I imagine you could do as many hours per day and days per week that you want to. You are correct though that having to spend eight hours sleeping without kitty cuddles could be a negative.

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Maybe I could take 2 or 3 home at night, if I promise to bring them back in the morning. Rotate them, give them all a chance to visit.

I really want this job, I have to learn Greek.

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lemmy.ca

But there are caveats, like warm weather, tasty food and nude beaches. That's the catch. That's how they getcha.

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lemmy.today

Ah, the nude beaches. That's the loophole. They won't be allowing me there.

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Amulettareply
lemmy.ca

Europeans have a different attitude about nudity. Perfection is not required.

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lemmy.today

Listen, everybody has their limits. Europeans walk and bike a lot. Americans don't. Hang out in an American mall for an hour, and then tell me if you think those people should be walking around nude.

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Meh, the German lady that I saw sunbathing topless in Belize was built for comfort rather than speed. And that's perfectly fine.

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Aaaah my nemesis, [*checks notes*] tasty food. Oh well, I guess I'll have to try and make a sacrifice for the cats.

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Greece in summer would probably be pretty hot. I don't do well with heat, so that lets me out.

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slrpnk.net

It’s a summer program. Not sure if they let you say “I’ll be there for a week” but I would bet on making it a vacation and assuming you need some money of your own.

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Ope, didn’t catch that. Well, a month in Greece with free room and breakfast would be a pretty affordable vacation, and five hours a day with cats isn’t terrible.

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tom
jlai.lu

Volunteer applications for 2026 are now closed. Applications for 2027 will open in September 2026

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The problem with this is the same I would have if I ever worked in a rescue, I get attached. Too fast and too furiously. At the end of my greek vacation I would be bringing about 35 kittens home with me. I know myself and I can't be trusted. My attachment is not healthy

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lemmy.world

"Kitten cuddling" is a euphemism. They are chaos gremlins with needles permanently affixed to their feet.

Still cute tho.

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Oh my science, it's my dream to move to Greece just because there is a fuckton of cats!!!

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