Tonehundredninetysix·196byTommyJohnsFishSpot Bathroom ruleView original on lemy.lol167Comments13Reply
PPommes_für_dein_Balg feddit.org2Hide 2 repliesThe alien is the only one who uses the room correctly – for resting35Reply
rrockSlayer replylemmy.blahaj.zone1Hide 1 replyWait, are we not supposed to nap while taking a dump?10Reply
SSanctimoniousApe replylemmings.worldNo, you're supposed to be getting in your hourly ration of doom-scrolling.15Reply
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him] lemmy.sdf.org9Hide 9 repliesAh yes the six genders: man, woman, nonbinary, wheelchair user, alien, and text 😆16Reply
SSanctimoniousApe replylemmings.worldConsidering changing mine to "actually wash your hands - WITH SOAP, DAMMIT!"5Reply
CCameronDev replyprogramming.dev3Hide 3 repliesI identify as covid, and your identity and existence offend me.4Reply
SSanctimoniousApe replylemmings.world2Hide 2 repliesJust wait until you meet my latest significant other. The name's "Maxine Vaccine," and exists just for the joy of offending you types.2Reply
CCameronDev replyprogramming.dev1Hide 1 replyUrgh, I bet your both gonna live long and happy lives. Disgusting.4Reply
SSanctimoniousApe replylemmings.worldWell, Ms Vaccine should live pretty much exactly as long as I do.2Reply
SSanctimoniousApe replylemmings.worldDidn't know "wheelchair user" was mutually exclusive to the others.5Reply
ToastedRavioli replymidwest.social1Hide 1 replyPretty sure the fourth person is just a woman being blown by a stiff wind. Obviously very different from standard woman3Reply
SSanctimoniousApe replylemmings.world"Being blown by a stiff wind" sounds like a highly specific fetish whereby air such as a fart escapes a corpse ("stiff"). Yes, I know - I'm a sick mofo.2Reply
maria ~ lemmy.blahaj.zoneactual aliens: is this another one of those joke restrooms or can we actually go here?....4Reply
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The alien is the only one who uses the room correctly – for resting
Wait, are we not supposed to nap while taking a dump?
No, you're supposed to be getting in your hourly ration of doom-scrolling.
Ah yes the six genders: man, woman, nonbinary, wheelchair user, alien, and text 😆
Considering changing mine to "actually wash your hands - WITH SOAP, DAMMIT!"
I identify as covid, and your identity and existence offend me.
Just wait until you meet my latest significant other. The name's "Maxine Vaccine," and exists just for the joy of offending you types.
Urgh, I bet your both gonna live long and happy lives. Disgusting.
Well, Ms Vaccine should live pretty much exactly as long as I do.
Didn't know "wheelchair user" was mutually exclusive to the others.
Pretty sure the fourth person is just a woman being blown by a stiff wind. Obviously very different from standard woman
"Being blown by a stiff wind" sounds like a highly specific fetish whereby air such as a fart escapes a corpse ("stiff").
Yes, I know - I'm a sick mofo.
actual aliens: is this another one of those joke restrooms or can we actually go here?....