PPommes_für_dein_Balg feddit.org2Hide 2 repliesThe alien is the only one who uses the room correctly – for resting35
rrockSlayer replylemmy.blahaj.zone1Hide 1 replyWait, are we not supposed to nap while taking a dump?10
SSanctimoniousApe replylemmings.worldNo, you're supposed to be getting in your hourly ration of doom-scrolling.15
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him] lemmy.sdf.org9Hide 9 repliesAh yes the six genders: man, woman, nonbinary, wheelchair user, alien, and text 😆16
SSanctimoniousApe replylemmings.worldConsidering changing mine to "actually wash your hands - WITH SOAP, DAMMIT!"5
CCameronDev replyprogramming.dev3Hide 3 repliesI identify as covid, and your identity and existence offend me.4
SSanctimoniousApe replylemmings.world2Hide 2 repliesJust wait until you meet my latest significant other. The name's "Maxine Vaccine," and exists just for the joy of offending you types.2
CCameronDev replyprogramming.dev1Hide 1 replyUrgh, I bet your both gonna live long and happy lives. Disgusting.4
SSanctimoniousApe replylemmings.worldWell, Ms Vaccine should live pretty much exactly as long as I do.2
SSanctimoniousApe replylemmings.worldDidn't know "wheelchair user" was mutually exclusive to the others.5
ToastedRavioli replymidwest.social1Hide 1 replyPretty sure the fourth person is just a woman being blown by a stiff wind. Obviously very different from standard woman3
SSanctimoniousApe replylemmings.world"Being blown by a stiff wind" sounds like a highly specific fetish whereby air such as a fart escapes a corpse ("stiff"). Yes, I know - I'm a sick mofo.2
maria [she/her] lemmy.blahaj.zoneactual aliens: is this another one of those joke restrooms or can we actually go here?....4
The alien is the only one who uses the room correctly – for resting
Wait, are we not supposed to nap while taking a dump?
No, you're supposed to be getting in your hourly ration of doom-scrolling.
Ah yes the six genders: man, woman, nonbinary, wheelchair user, alien, and text 😆
Considering changing mine to "actually wash your hands - WITH SOAP, DAMMIT!"
I identify as covid, and your identity and existence offend me.
Just wait until you meet my latest significant other. The name's "Maxine Vaccine," and exists just for the joy of offending you types.
Urgh, I bet your both gonna live long and happy lives. Disgusting.
Well, Ms Vaccine should live pretty much exactly as long as I do.
Didn't know "wheelchair user" was mutually exclusive to the others.
Pretty sure the fourth person is just a woman being blown by a stiff wind. Obviously very different from standard woman
"Being blown by a stiff wind" sounds like a highly specific fetish whereby air such as a fart escapes a corpse ("stiff").
Yes, I know - I'm a sick mofo.
actual aliens: is this another one of those joke restrooms or can we actually go here?....