simpsonsshitpostingbyThe Picard Maneuver May I suggest...View original on piefed.world220Comments10Reply
llolola lemmy.blahaj.zone1Hide 1 replyPlayer has passed out in parking lot Would you like to play again?16Reply
ShaggySnacks lemmy.myserv.one1Hide 1 replyFrom what I have learned; if you have animal living with you, you're not drinking alone. Have no animals? Put some googly eyes on an object. Viola! Instant drinking buddy.12Reply
MinnesotaGoddam replylemmy.worldIf Schroedinger taught me nothing else and he hasn't it's that the universe is a capable enough observer and drinking buddy1Reply
synae[he/him] replylemmy.dbzer0.com2Hide 2 repliesLife is in... Gutter. Would you like to play again?9Reply
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Player has passed out in parking lot
Would you like to play again?
You have selected:
No
*Opens a bottle labelled POWER DRIVE*
From what I have learned; if you have animal living with you, you're not drinking alone. Have no animals? Put some googly eyes on an object. Viola! Instant drinking buddy.
If Schroedinger taught me nothing else and he hasn't it's that the universe is a capable enough observer and drinking buddy
You have selected:
POWER BINGE
Life is in... Gutter. Would you like to play again?
You have selected:
The third thing
You have selected... Yes.
This is goddamned genius!