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Yeah, that's objectively bad. Lore issues aside (it's not even Stargate) it's just poorly done. Effects quality I can forgive, but near the end they're like "we have the key, let's get out of here fast" and then they do like 5 more laps around the enemy compound for no apparent reason before leaving.

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Is this theme park ride full of lore inaccuracies? Yes.
Would I still enjoy the heck out of this ride? Also Yes.

Seriously though, this is like a where's wally of lore mistakes. Someone please list each mistake you can find.

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Well apparently it has the codes to all the Stargates, whatever that means. Which obviously means that Satra can invade earth, somehow.

My favourite bit is when a piece of the destroyed Stargate comes through it's own wormhole, and the wormhole stays open. I can't even make up a excuse for that to be possible.

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It sounded like the real deal on the first line, but I think it must have been an impersonator for the rest.

The really sucky thing was in Stargate: Unleashed, the mobile phone game. The voice actor who stood in for Don S. Davis had a completely different accent.

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Sorry for the lame website hosting this. I can't upload video on Lemmy, and this was the only site hosting the video that I could find.

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