Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg agree to hold cage fight
Earlier this month, Meta showed staff plans for a text-based social network designed to compete with Twitter.
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…we are living in the stupidest possible timeline.
If we're lucky they'll kill each other.
Once they both get in the cage can we, like, just not let them out?
Can it be in a submarine, next to the Titanic?
.. and the world jiggled slightly as 14 billion eyes rolled in unison.
A billion people didn't roll their eyes?
I overestimated. You got me to actually check.
An estimated 37 per cent of the world's population – or 2.9 billion people – have still never, ever used the Internet.
No shit.
Could 2 billionaires be more insecure?
I don't think both of their egos would fit inside a cage.
Andrew Tate offered to train Musk, which could be important since they'll be fighting behind bars.
Can Zuck go do this and agree to leave Mastodon alone?
I don't care because both products would have plan to change user base to money.
So like can we [ Redacted ] and solve a couple problems? Two birds with one stone, ya know?
fuck 'em
I hate both of these guys but it would be fun to watch zuck beat the shit out of the mollusk.
This won't actually happen.
Right?
Nahhh not a chance.
It'd be cool if they did some kind of remote control robot battle or something. But nothing cool ever happens on this lousy timeline.
It sounds like they were kidding but I think Zuck puts a hurting on him. Almost 15 years younger and in better shape.
I don’t know what it says about me that I really kind of want this to happen. Probably nothing good.